Has he ever been involved with someone who is not brainiac?
He has no business being involved with a waitress-slash-actress who felt so insecure that she lied to him about finishing community college.
You are asking me to keep a secret? Well, i am sorry, but you have had to express that desire before reveal that secret. so that i could choose whether or not i wanted to accept the covenant of secret keeping.
You can't impose a secret on an ex post facto basis.
Secret keeping is a complicated endeavor (很有技術含量滴!). One has to be concerned not only about one says, but about facial expression. Autonomic reflexes.
When i tried to deceive, i myself have more nerve tics than a lyme disease research facility.
So you are saying friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?