2011年5月3日 星期二

It's the real deal

He said this isn't a replica, it's the real deal.

if you're suggesting this is the actual ring of power forged by Sauron in Mount Doom, i look at you with an expression of exhaustion and ever so slight amusement.

Mine!

No, it's not yours, we all went in on the box together.

... Well, yes, but i found it in the box, and the laws of maritime salvage clearly state that the finder of a sunken treasure is the owner of the treasure.

Ok, that's a lot of money, the wise thing to do is invest it in something pratical. like a jet ski... Why do you want a jet ski? All the wealthy and beautiful people in movies ride jet skis. That can't just be a coincidence.





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