homunculus

Perfectly formed miniature human being.

I want a boyfriend whose roommate isn't a giant pain in the ass.

You really need to find a better of dealing with penny... What am i supposed to do? Eat French toast on a Monday? Now that would be impossible.

I am just saying, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... you can catch more flies with manure. What's your point?

What are the odds? Easily calculable. We begin by identifying a set of married couples, with nnisex names. We then eliminate those unqualified for restaurant work -- the aged, the imprisoned, the limbless, for example, ..next we look at ...

Wait, it's an amazing coincidence, can we leave it at that?

What are you doing? You said be nice to Penny, i believe offering chocolate to someone falls within the definition of nice.

is the missus speaking for the couple now?

They are gonna get beaten up at that night club... They are gonna get beaten up at the walgreens.

The odour of decay rose from the dead bodies...

The odour of decay rose from the dead bodies, mingling with the smell of the fires in the air.

The aircraft bombed the parts of the city of Warsaw under German control and carried out airdrops over the city centre by night. The artillery fire from the east was getting stronger at the same time.

The rebellion was to begin at five o'clock.

In only a few minutes, i just couldn't believe it. During the years of occupation, political rumours had constantly circulated in the city, announcing events that never materialized.

she shed tears over my plight

I could see the fireworks display from my window. There was a growling noise in the east, scarcely audible at first, then growing stronger and stronger.

A friendly sentiment in this country, cruel taunt in the Sudan

No weapon strikes more fear into a man's heart, than a Klingon batleth... so my sword won't taste any blood tonight?

Well, he's even cunning than we thought.

So at least you get Sheldon's fake stuff back? No, we failed in our noble quest.

Ba-dum-bump. (當里個當）

Sure, Half a caret is fine, her freakishly small hands make anything look big -- that's one of the reason i love her. (walking away). Man, he's going to be blindsided?

I don't understand. The initial gossip indicated an impending breakup... I know, the group consensus is that his proposal will be met with humiliating, soul-crushing rejection. Everyone was set a twitter...Although oddly, no one tweeted.

Stale Pastry

Stale pastry is a hollow succor to man who is bereft of ostrich.

- bereft: completely lacking something

- succor: assistance

I was just dropping off a cheesecake to you.

I took him to the beach once, he almost burst into frames like a vampire.

So what's the thing i get for turning him into quality boyfriend material? I have to tiptoe around his new girl friend.

I don't think my character should be in a place like this, everyone is undressing her with their eyes.

Are you upset? No, no, i think it's sexy to date a boy trapped in a man's body... And people think i don't get sarcasm.

Four women walk down the stairs, how many reach the lobby?

Did your sister say anything when you got home last night? oh, no , don't put me in the middle of this. I don't wan't to be your go-between.

The name and the address drip with evil.

This is google earth shot of their house... Excellent, it is in a cul-de-sac. We can box him in.

Tonight we are going to take back our dignity and birthright.

I don't know if i can ditch Preya two nights in a row.... Come on, man, Bros before ....

If you want your relationship with Leonard to continue, you're going to believe whatever wild-eyed, cockamamie excuse the white devil has the nerve to offer you.

picked clean

My 85 blood mage has been picked clean, like carcass in the desert sun.

I am sorry for your loss, but the LA police department doesn't have jurishdiction in ... Pandora.

Can you at least refer me to a rogue ex-cop?

You know, one who was drummed off the force because he refused to play by the rules, and now he hires himself out to impose his own brand of rough justice?

This act of aggression must be met with swift and cruel ferocity. It's time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

Postulate

We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours in one key aspect and then poses questions to each other.

Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!

Toilet! That's a little vulgar for the dinner table don't you think?

A juvenile amalgamation of our names.

They can't function without me. I am the social glue that holds this little group together.

She is not my girl friend. She is a girl and she is my friend, but there's no touching or unsanitary exchange of saliva. Although for the record, on one occasion, she licked her thumb to remove raspberry jelly from the corner of my mouth. It's an action we both regret to this day.

You're intimidated by Amy's intellect.

Blabbermouths

I am such a blabbermouth.

We need to fabricate a tantalizing piece of gossip.

A friendly sentiment in this country, cruel taunt in the Sudan.

pun intended?

Let him get it out, and let the chips fall where they may.

i am thinking the future historian will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.

Why on earth would we have sex?

Oh, honey, did your mom not have the talk with you? You know, when your private parts started growing?

I am quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to your for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.

How did you 171 mem? Simple extrapolation. In the three years that i've known you, you were single for two. During that time i saw 17 different suitors. If we work backwards correcting for observation bias and postulate an initial dating age of 15...

Now assuming the left side of a bell curve peaking around the present, that would bring total up to 193 men. Plus and minus 8 men.

This is very interesting. Cultural perceptions are subjective.

The King's Speech

In this grave hour, perhaps the most fateful in our history, i send to every household of my peoples, both at and overseas, this message, spoken with the same depth of feeling of you as if i were able to cross your threshold and speak to you my self.

For second time in the lives of most of us we are at war. Again and again we have tried to find a peaceful way out of differences between ourselves and those who are now our enemies. But it has been in vain. We have been forced into a conflict. For we are called, with our allies, to meet the challenge of principle which, if it were to prevail, would be fatal to any civilized order in the world.

This principle which permits a state, in the selfish pursuit of power, to disregard its treaties and its solemn pledges; which sanctions the use of force, or threat of force, against the sovereignty and independence of other states. Such principle, stripped of all disguise, is surely the mere primitive doctrine that might is right; and if this principle were established throughout the world, the freedom of our own country and of the whole British Commonwealth of Nations would be in danger. But far more than this -- the people of the world would be kept in the bondage of fear, and all hopes of settled peace and of the security of justice and liberty among nations would be ended.

This is the ultimate issue which confronts us. For the sakes of all that we ourselves hold dear, and of the world's order and peace, it is unthinkable that we should refuse to meet the challenge.

It is to this high purpose the I now call my people at home and my people across the seas, who will make our cause their own. I asked them to stay calm, firm, and united in this time of trial. The task will be hard. There may be dark days ahead, and war can no longer be confined to the battlefield. But we can only do the right as we see the right, and reverently commit our cause to God. If one and all we keep resolutely faithful to it, ready for whatever service and sacrifice it may demand, the, with God's help, we shall prevail.

Two days from work

It's kind cloudy today. Weather report says the temperature would drop about 3~5 degree. So i guess it would be a good time for video game and for programming -- in case i got bored with the game.

All about sex

I just had a fight with my girl friend. She's very angry about me ignorance of making a plan for our holiday. But, actually, i did. When she first invited me to her place to spend a night on the weekend. My plan was to have sex with her all day long (if i could make it...). But then, she called me again, telling me that her brother was going to come home, which meant it's gonna be super strange if i spent a night there.

So i decided to go back to Hsinchu -- once i found there's no chance for sex, I started to feel so tired and so boring, only the video game could help a little. When she heard i am going back to Hsinchu, she was so peaced off. She got out of my car going straight away.

Maybe if i was not being so crazy about sex, i would somehow find something to do with girl friend tomorrow. Now, all i want is sex, sex , sex...; for other things, i feel like, boring, boring, boring...

Am I sick?