homunculus

Perfectly formed miniature human being.

I want a boyfriend whose roommate isn't a giant pain in the ass.

You really need to find a better of dealing with penny... What am i supposed to do? Eat French toast on a Monday? Now that would be impossible.

I am just saying, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... you can catch more flies with manure. What's your point?

What are the odds? Easily calculable. We begin by identifying a set of married couples, with nnisex names. We then eliminate those unqualified for restaurant work -- the aged, the imprisoned, the limbless, for example, ..next we look at ...

Wait, it's an amazing coincidence, can we leave it at that?

What are you doing? You said be nice to Penny, i believe offering chocolate to someone falls within the definition of nice.

is the missus speaking for the couple now?

They are gonna get beaten up at that night club... They are gonna get beaten up at the walgreens.