2011年4月11日 星期一

Blabbermouths


I am such a blabbermouth.

We need to fabricate a tantalizing piece of gossip.

A friendly sentiment in this country, cruel taunt in the Sudan.

pun intended?

Let him get it out, and let the chips fall where they may.

i am thinking the future historian will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.

Why on earth would we have sex?
Oh, honey, did your mom not have the talk with you? You know, when your private parts started growing?
I am quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to your for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.

How did you 171 mem? Simple extrapolation. In the three years that i've known you, you were single for two. During that time i saw 17 different suitors. If we work backwards correcting for observation bias and postulate an initial dating age of 15...

Now assuming the left side of a bell curve peaking around the present, that would bring total up to 193 men. Plus and minus 8 men.

This is very interesting. Cultural perceptions are subjective.



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